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My hands are dirty too.
What are you afraid of?
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Current Music: Notorious -- Duran Duran
29 May 2009 @ 09:22 pm
Definitely passing out today after donating blood. I made two crowns for the rally because I forgot the first one, and ended up never going because I was unconscious. >|
23 May 2009 @ 06:33 am
Starrrrrr Warrrrrrrrrsssssssssss. OglgoglgolgoglogogldsDETHLQdklfjthwpg. *Explodes*
Current Music: Tradition! -- Fiddler On The Roof OST
15 May 2009 @ 06:05 am
10 May 2009 @ 07:00 pm
I'm getting excited for Sims 3.
I have money now. Which I am determined to save. For something.
English homework is ridiculous. Langston Hughes is impossible to analyse because every poem is exactly the same. Fuck.
I need to work on not having pasty-white legs.
Went over to my mom's house today. Didn't get into a fight. Had mild panic attack. :/ Washed fox! Took pictures!
He is infinitely cooler than everything else.
I have money now. Which I am determined to save. For something.
English homework is ridiculous. Langston Hughes is impossible to analyse because every poem is exactly the same. Fuck.
I need to work on not having pasty-white legs.
Went over to my mom's house today. Didn't get into a fight. Had mild panic attack. :/ Washed fox! Took pictures!
He is infinitely cooler than everything else.
10 May 2009 @ 12:02 pm
07 May 2009 @ 05:30 pm
AKA The Star Wars OST thing. Because I am bored and inspired.
Lando
Candyman by Christina Aguilera.
Why? Because he is a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man. And you know that he'd woo a girl like no body's business.
Obi-Wan
Paul Revere by The Beastie Boys.
This song talks of fame and glory passed, of being a cowboy and kickin' ass with old friends. And that's totally what Ben has in his past.
Leia Organa
Don't Punk With My Heart by Black-Eyed Peas
Duh.
Han Solo
Daddy Cool (Cover) by Placebo
The original of this doesn't really fit Han, but I think the Placebo cover does a good job. He's crazy like a fool, after all. All the girls love the scoundrels.
Han and Leia's Relationship
One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
(Only because I think this song fits too well to pass up.)
Luke Skywalker
Father of Mine by Everclear
Luke was hard, but this song is an obvious choice. It's kind of a cop-out, but ah well.
Yoda
The Test by The Chemical Brothers
Lyrics fit really well. Sound too, I think.
Darth Vader
Man With No Country by Flogging Molly
Disgraced, killed millions. But a glimmer of hope?
Chewbacca
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Chewy was hard, but I think essentially he's here to kick ass and take names. And he's all out of paper.
Millenium Falcon
Working in a Coal Mine by Devo
I think the ol' Falcon is important enough to have it's own song, and it's about as put together as a coal mine.
Boba Fett
Mother by Danzig
Definitely deserved Danzig. I tried to look for another song that maybe wasn't so popular, but nothing fits better than this song. Truly.
Palpatine / The Empire
Comfort Eagle by Cake
I love this song maybe a little too much. But it works perfectly.
R2-D2/C3PO
Z Twig by Aphex Twin
A hard duo to give a song because they have pretty flat personalities, but I think the sound of this song fits their whistles and bells at least.
Lando
Candyman by Christina Aguilera.
Why? Because he is a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man. And you know that he'd woo a girl like no body's business.
Obi-Wan
Paul Revere by The Beastie Boys.
This song talks of fame and glory passed, of being a cowboy and kickin' ass with old friends. And that's totally what Ben has in his past.
Leia Organa
Don't Punk With My Heart by Black-Eyed Peas
Duh.
Han Solo
Daddy Cool (Cover) by Placebo
The original of this doesn't really fit Han, but I think the Placebo cover does a good job. He's crazy like a fool, after all. All the girls love the scoundrels.
Han and Leia's Relationship
One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
(Only because I think this song fits too well to pass up.)
Luke Skywalker
Father of Mine by Everclear
Luke was hard, but this song is an obvious choice. It's kind of a cop-out, but ah well.
Yoda
The Test by The Chemical Brothers
Lyrics fit really well. Sound too, I think.
Darth Vader
Man With No Country by Flogging Molly
Disgraced, killed millions. But a glimmer of hope?
Chewbacca
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Chewy was hard, but I think essentially he's here to kick ass and take names. And he's all out of paper.
Millenium Falcon
Working in a Coal Mine by Devo
I think the ol' Falcon is important enough to have it's own song, and it's about as put together as a coal mine.
Boba Fett
Mother by Danzig
Definitely deserved Danzig. I tried to look for another song that maybe wasn't so popular, but nothing fits better than this song. Truly.
Palpatine / The Empire
Comfort Eagle by Cake
I love this song maybe a little too much. But it works perfectly.
R2-D2/C3PO
Z Twig by Aphex Twin
A hard duo to give a song because they have pretty flat personalities, but I think the sound of this song fits their whistles and bells at least.
Current Mood: 
bored
bored06 May 2009 @ 06:03 am
I made my homecoming dress this year, but I couldn't manage to figure out how to sew the sleeves properly, so I had to go with sleeves that weren't sewn shut and hung by like, two threads. I had a little shawl to cover it up, but it was awkward. The dress was pretty though.
Current Mood: 
awake
awakeCurrent Music: Twist and Shout -- The Beatles
03 May 2009 @ 07:42 pm
Ergh, sorry guys. But I fucking hate Chuck Palahniuk. Fight Club was good, but every other book/movie/etc. is exactly the same and in no way original.
03 May 2009 @ 07:31 am
I found the most fantastic device ever:
And then I saw the FAQ and I was like, wtf would people ask about a banana guard?
And then I saw it:
And then I saw the FAQ and I was like, wtf would people ask about a banana guard?
And then I saw it:
Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"
A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.
It took me a minute, but once it hit, I SHAT BRICKS.
25 April 2009 @ 09:10 pm
The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exuprey. Hands down, one of the best and most insightful books ever.
Current Mood: 
cold
cold18 April 2009 @ 11:39 am
I can't think of anything other than the time I tried to sell a CD to a used CD store.
The clerk said he would only buy it if I could name one of the four biggest countries in Africa. Needless to say, I couldn't do it, although I eventually thought of Sudan after some coaxing. It was very embarrassing, and he told me that when he was little he had maps all over his room and that if I promised to go buy a big map he would take the CD.
Now I have a map of the world above my desk that I look at daily, and I know all four of the biggest countries in Africa.
The clerk said he would only buy it if I could name one of the four biggest countries in Africa. Needless to say, I couldn't do it, although I eventually thought of Sudan after some coaxing. It was very embarrassing, and he told me that when he was little he had maps all over his room and that if I promised to go buy a big map he would take the CD.
Now I have a map of the world above my desk that I look at daily, and I know all four of the biggest countries in Africa.
16 April 2009 @ 08:39 pm
"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk 3.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIAyxpjE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIAyxpjE
10 April 2009 @ 09:24 pm
Does extreme makeover: home edition count? I don't think so.
Otherwise, that design show. Fashion... Project Runway. I've only seen it a few times, but designing ridiculous clothing is easy, and I can wield a sewing machine better than a lot of them seem to be able to manage.
Otherwise, that design show. Fashion... Project Runway. I've only seen it a few times, but designing ridiculous clothing is easy, and I can wield a sewing machine better than a lot of them seem to be able to manage.
05 April 2009 @ 02:39 pm
Once upon a tme, there was a bounty hunter named Boba Fett:
And he had a frienenemy named Han Solo.
At the time of this picture, he and Han were driving around a backwater planet, trying to find something. (A very special something.)
What were they looking for, you ask? A very secluded place to park their landcruiser speeder.
But then, Han said to Boba: "You know, we should rock thiscruiser speeder!"
And Boba, being the master, said: "Fuck yeah."
And so they went and partied...
"Woohoo!"
But then Han said to Boba: "So...."
And things got a little more serious.
Boba: "Han..."
Han: "Shhh. There's no need for words now."
And he was right.
Fin~
And he had a frienenemy named Han Solo.
At the time of this picture, he and Han were driving around a backwater planet, trying to find something. (A very special something.)
What were they looking for, you ask? A very secluded place to park their land
But then, Han said to Boba: "You know, we should rock this
And Boba, being the master, said: "Fuck yeah."
And so they went and partied...
"Woohoo!"
But then Han said to Boba: "So...."
And things got a little more serious.
Boba: "Han..."
Han: "Shhh. There's no need for words now."
And he was right.
Fin~
02 April 2009 @ 02:08 pm
EDIT (obvious answer): GHOSTBUSTERS!
Maybe it's just my obsession talking, but right now I'd say Barry Zuckerhorn, the attourny from Arrested Developemnt:
Otherwise it'd be Fox Mulder. Fuck yeah.
Current Music: Le Jour Le Plus Froid de Monde -- Dionysos