The Magician's Nephew
19 February 2030 @ 04:30 pm
This livejournal is friends only because I am a paranoid android. Not really. But yes really. Comment to be added.
 
 
 
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The Magician's Nephew
13 July 2009 @ 06:15 pm
Yay!  
Billy's birthday is tomorrow!
 
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
15 June 2009 @ 12:26 am
HOME.
FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
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Current Location: Dad's
Current Mood: tired
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
04 June 2009 @ 06:59 pm

What was your favorite fairy tale as a child?

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My dad always told us the Odyssey as a bedtime story, so that would be it, I guess. Not really a Fairy Tale, but.
 
 
Current Music: Notorious -- Duran Duran
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
29 May 2009 @ 09:22 pm

What's the most annoying thing that happened to you this week?


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Definitely passing out today after donating blood. I made two crowns for the rally because I forgot the first one, and ended up never going because I was unconscious. >|
 
 
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Current Mood: cold
Current Music: Come Back -- Depeche Mode
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
23 May 2009 @ 06:33 am

Star Wars, Star Trek, Battlestar Galactica, Serenity, Alien, 2001—there is a long list of movies and TV shows that take place in space. Which is your favorite?


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Starrrrrr Warrrrrrrrrsssssssssss. OglgoglgolgoglogogldsDETHLQdklfjthwpg. *Explodes*



 
 
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The Magician's Nephew
15 May 2009 @ 06:05 am

Who was your first friend on LiveJournal? Are they still on your Friends list?


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My best friend Kate ([info]gimedadrugs ) . She's still on my list but she never posts. :(
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
10 May 2009 @ 07:00 pm
I'm getting excited for Sims 3.

I have money now. Which I am determined to save. For something.

English homework is ridiculous. Langston Hughes is impossible to analyse because every poem is exactly the same. Fuck.

I need to work on not having pasty-white legs.

Went over to my mom's house today. Didn't get into a fight. Had mild panic attack. :/ Washed fox! Took pictures!


He is infinitely cooler than everything else.

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The Magician's Nephew
10 May 2009 @ 12:02 pm

Who is your favorite mother (the character, not the actress) from television or the movies?


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Kanga. Duh.

 
 
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The Magician's Nephew
07 May 2009 @ 05:30 pm
AKA The Star Wars OST thing. Because I am bored and inspired.

Lando
Candyman
by Christina Aguilera.
Why? Because he is a sweet-talking, sugar-coated candy man. And you know that he'd woo a girl like no body's business.

Obi-Wan
Paul Revere by The Beastie Boys.
This song talks of fame and glory passed, of being a cowboy and kickin' ass with old friends. And that's totally what Ben has in his past.

Leia Organa
Don't Punk With My Heart by Black-Eyed Peas
Duh.

Han Solo
Daddy Cool (Cover) by Placebo
The original of this doesn't really fit Han, but I think the Placebo cover does a good job. He's crazy like a fool, after all. All the girls love the scoundrels.

Han and Leia's Relationship
One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
(Only because I think this song fits too well to pass up.)

Luke Skywalker
Father of Mine by Everclear
Luke was hard, but this song is an obvious choice. It's kind of a cop-out, but ah well.

Yoda
The Test by The Chemical Brothers
Lyrics fit really well. Sound too, I think.

Darth Vader
Man With No Country by Flogging Molly
Disgraced, killed millions. But a glimmer of hope?

Chewbacca
Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin
Chewy was hard, but I think essentially he's here to kick ass and take names. And he's all out of paper.

Millenium Falcon
Working in a Coal Mine by Devo
I think the ol' Falcon is important enough to have it's own song, and it's about as put together as a coal mine.

Boba Fett
Mother by Danzig
Definitely deserved Danzig. I tried to look for another song that maybe wasn't so popular, but nothing fits better than this song. Truly.

Palpatine / The Empire
Comfort Eagle by Cake
I love this song maybe a little too much. But it works perfectly.

R2-D2/C3PO
Z Twig by Aphex Twin
A hard duo to give a song because they have pretty flat personalities, but I think the sound of this song fits their whistles and bells at least.

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The Magician's Nephew
06 May 2009 @ 06:03 am

Broken zippers, split seams, straps that come untied at the most embarrassing moment possible—what's your most memorable experience with an unexpected wardrobe malfunction?


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I made my homecoming dress this year, but I couldn't manage to figure out how to sew the sleeves properly, so I had to go with sleeves that weren't sewn shut and hung by like, two threads. I had a little shawl to cover it up, but it was awkward. The dress was pretty though.



 
 
Current Mood: awake
Current Music: Twist and Shout -- The Beatles
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
03 May 2009 @ 07:42 pm

Our friends don't always know us as well as they think, particularly when it comes to likes and dislikes. Which popular book, movie, band, food, TV show, etc. would your friends be surprised to hear that you don't like?


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Ergh, sorry guys. But I fucking hate Chuck Palahniuk. Fight Club was good, but every other book/movie/etc. is exactly the same and in no way original.
 
 
The Magician's Nephew
03 May 2009 @ 07:31 am
I found the most fantastic device ever:



And then I saw the FAQ and I was like, wtf would people ask about a banana guard?

And then I saw it:

Q: "Is there a battery attachment?"

A: No. The Banana Guard was designed for its intended purpose only as a device to prevent banana trauma during transport.


It took me a minute, but once it hit, I SHAT BRICKS.





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The Magician's Nephew
25 April 2009 @ 09:10 pm

Out of all of your favorite books, pick just one you'd recommend everyone read. As a bonus: why did you pick that one?


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The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exuprey. Hands down, one of the best and most insightful books ever.
 
 
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The Magician's Nephew
18 April 2009 @ 11:39 am

What's the best conversation you've ever had with a stranger—on a bus, in an elevator, at a cafe, etc.?


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I can't think of anything other than the time I tried to sell a CD to a used CD store.
The clerk said he would only buy it if I could name one of the four biggest countries in Africa. Needless to say, I couldn't do it, although I eventually thought of Sudan after some coaxing. It was very embarrassing, and he told me that when he was little he had maps all over his room and that if I promised to go buy a big map he would take the CD.

Now I have a map of the world above my desk that I look at daily, and I know all four of the biggest countries in Africa.

 
 
The Magician's Nephew
16 April 2009 @ 08:39 pm

What song would you choose as the theme song for your life?


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"The Future's So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades" by Timbuk 3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvIAyxpjEuc

 
 
The Magician's Nephew
10 April 2009 @ 09:24 pm

What reality show would you most want to be a contestant on? What would your strategy for winning be?


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Does extreme makeover: home edition count? I don't think so.

Otherwise, that design show. Fashion... Project Runway. I've only seen it a few times, but designing ridiculous clothing is easy, and I can wield a sewing machine better than a lot of them seem to be able to manage.

 
 
The Magician's Nephew
Once upon a tme, there was a bounty hunter named Boba Fett:



And he had a frienenemy named Han Solo.



At the time of this picture, he and Han were driving around a backwater planet, trying to find something. (A very special something.) 

What were they looking for, you ask? A very secluded place to park their land cruiser speeder.



But then, Han said to Boba: "You know, we should rock this cruiser speeder!"
And Boba, being the master, said: "Fuck yeah."



And so they went and partied...



"Woohoo!"



But then Han said to Boba: "So...."
And things got a little more serious.



Boba: "Han..."
Han: "Shhh. There's no need for words now."



And he was right.





Fin~

 
 
The Magician's Nephew
02 April 2009 @ 02:08 pm

If you were in trouble or ran afoul of the law, which fictional detective or investigator—from tv, movies, or books—would you want to help you?


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EDIT (obvious answer): GHOSTBUSTERS!


Maybe it's just my obsession talking, but right now I'd say Barry Zuckerhorn, the attourny from Arrested Developemnt:





Otherwise it'd be Fox Mulder. Fuck yeah.


 
 
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